Welcome!!

Welcome to my blog, where I shall 'wax lyrical' on anything that may be travelling through the vacuum between my ears...

Right now, I'm lying here recovering from the annual mistake which is the work Christmas Party... really, why do we do this to ourselves every year?

We get dressed up and go out for the evening- don't get me wrong, the food is usually fine (anything being paid for by someone else usually tastes better....) but then you have to endure either: sitting at a table of people who may not have much in common, and look as utterly dejected to be there as you are, or: watching people from the neighbouring tables, well the worse for drink, making absolute idiots of themselves in front of their colleagues and everyone else.

For instance, last night we were treated to the spectacle of a girl who was so drunk by 8pm (yes, we'd only just sat down for the dinner) that she was literally falling out of her seat, legs n butt everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with people having a few drinks and enjoying themselves, but what's the point in getting so blitzed that you have to be carried out after only an hour??

Anyway, enough of that. Manchester United will hopefully be well on the way to being crowned 'World Champions' as I type this.... not that winning this particular tournament will live that long in the memory. It may be big news in Japan and other parts of Asia, but in Europe it counts for diddly squat. Give me 3 points in our next Premier League game over any silly FIFA titles any day.

Right, enough for now- I hope you're having a good day wherever you may be reading this at. Will speak to you later.

Cainess